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Once upon a time in the
Land of
Man Cars,
her HIGHNESS experienced a cappuccino spillage. The floor of her carriage took a direct hit.
"What to do!" she cried. She searched near and afar for the perfect carriage floor successor.
Much to her dismay, she could ONLY find man colors, wicked
Miss-Shapes, and custom cut royalty for the big bucks.
"Say it isn't so!" she doth protested. Her HIGHNESS thought there must be a better
way. There must be shopping in a new
land, a
Land of
Girl Cars.
The chassis must be SASSY. The shape must have CURVES. The
colors must be GROOVY. The price must
not be a sacrifice.
"I challenge the Land of the Man cars!" her HIGHNESS
declared.
The Chassis Girl arrived.
There became a web site and it was SECURE. And all was well in the Land of Girl Cars and it was good. |